Monday, March 30, 2009

mission accomplished

i did it.

at approximately 6 pm on saturday evening, i got my truck in gear. it's fixed.

after 6 long weeks of spending every weekend stymied about how to make the stupid thing work, today it finally happened.

if you remember correctly, i was very excited and feeling extremely manly at the beginning of this affair, but my enthusiasm was completely misplaced and waned faster than ralph macchio's acting career.

i get it now. now i understand how michael phelps felt after winning 8 gold medals, how columbus felt when he discovered america, how what's his name felt when he discovered the cure to polio, how graham-bell must have felt when he made that first phone call...

i got more: doc brown discovered the flux-capacitor, general patton and the battle of the bulge, sir edumund hillary climbed mt. everest, peter jackson finished the lord of the rings trilogy, freddie prinze jr. finally got rachel leigh cook in 'she's all that,' calvin finished 'the institutes,' george w. bush defeated terrorism, the two nerds created 'lisa' in 'weird science,' that kid finally freed willy, jordan won six titles...

i am among greatness.

feels good to be a winner. feels good to accomplish something.

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few other topics to touch upon to make it worth your price of admission:

* new phone for the bragg man: the lg vu. it's a touch screen and it's awesome. i have two free months of tv on this thing. anytime i want i can watch tv on my cell phone... how sweet is that? technology... making every spare moment a waste of time.

* ncaa march madness bracket pool results: disaster. i managed to get one of my final four picks right this year. awful. just awful. i'm ashamed to be me.

* opening day this coming monday. for us cincinnati fans, that means eating a big breakfast, walking over to the opening day parade, and then walking to a bar and watching the game while drinking cheap beer and eating greasy foods. this is my fourth celebration of this event and it is a highlight of the year.

* speaking of baseball, had my fantasy draft a couple of weekends ago. i'm excited about my team but ethan projects me to finish next-to-last. screw you and your numbers and projections ethan.

* tim keller is just great. i've been listening to his sermons on 'the reasons for God' and they just keep blowing me away over and over again. i wish i was smart.

* 'taking the stage', the new mtv reality show about the "school for creative and performing arts" right here in cincinnati, oh, is a great way to spend thursday evenings from 10-11. with the office and 30 rock leading into that dynamite show, thursdays are looking pretty good.

* heidi was super sick last week. it was rough. but she's better now, so that's good. she's pretty cute when she's miserable and helpless. i took care of her like a good husband should.

* the new 'where the wild things are' trailer is up and it looks pretty sweet. if i were more tech-savvy i would post a link, but i'm sure you can figure it out. kevin was right when he mockingly texted me and said that i must have been in heaven to see my favorite story coming to life with arcade fire as the soundtrack.

* the book of judges (the bible) is just brutal. i think all men should be required to read it once a year in order to get in touch with carnal instincts.

* brian kazarian wrote a created a delightful 'greatest prom song bracket' that you should check out.

* first cookout of the year at the bragg's this past weekend. it was a great time. nothing better than a bunch of friends hanging out around the grill, drinking beer and eating meat. i can think of nothing i enjoy more.

* that's all

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is a great post.

Mr. Bad Example said...

First let me offer my congrats on your accomplishment. Man's game my friend man's game.

With that said. I'd love to get a breakdown of the time/money spent over the last 6 weeks as compared to what an autoshop would take to get the job done in a sixth of the time.

Kevin Wesley said...

The knowledge you've gained from this experience will catapult you well into the 21st century. It's an honor to call you my friend.

Taylor said...

Justin,

Since you loved Brian's prom march madness bracket you should participate in the best band ever bracket we're working on at our shared blog.

http://themoneybeets.blogspot.com/2009/04/top-ten-lists-for-music-bracket.html

I'm currently compiling votes for who should make the 64 band/artist bracket.